Manity: Possessing and/or exuding the quality of manliness.

 

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Welcome Gentlemen and Ladies, to this episode of the Drunken Poet.  Today I want to address something that has been bothering me for many long years.  The role of the Man.  Not the ridiculous "Man" that Commies like Sand Vagina believe in.  I mean the Man's man. Clint Eastwood meets John Wayne kick ass, take names, and slap the hot waitress on the ass type man.  What happened to us?  We've been so destroyed by society into recognizing our feelings, and falling down over emotions and politeness that we've lost our natural disposition of burley, uncouth, conquering soldiers that live life by Testosterone and Balls alone.  In case you're unsure... testosterone is what makes us men. Look that shit up, science has my back.

Also, I failed to make note of it, I will be starting a new feature on the Blog, at the end of every post I'll be posting a drink of the day/post type thing. My gift to you, my alcohol swilling brethren.  Below the elusive break, you'll find your way into a world of tanks, planes, and flame.  To witness some of the most awesome and awe-inspiring man stories ever, hit the break, and read up.  Opinions and words after all, are for chicks.

It's The End of the World...

You know the song. It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.  What an amazing thing to say, when the world is being gripped with the impending 2012 apocalypse, when the world is seemingly doing everything it can to explode itself up, with only a small amount of help from us, the average human being.

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To celebrate the impending doom of our world, I bring you two really cool videos I've found this year.  What are they of? The insane amount of earthquakes this year that are after all, completely explainable.  Nope, we're talking molten fury being spewed into the air, causing havoc on air travel the world round, and a freakish hailstorm in the American Midwest.  Check the jump to see the videos.

Geek Pride Day: Celebrate it.

My friends over at Geekologie pointed out a very important fact to me today. It's the Day of Days.  That magical day where the meek rise up, and beat their opressors with lightsaber toys. The day where we stand proud, wince at the straightening of our emaciated spinal cords, and shout "WE ARE GEEK!!"... or we do none of those things and simply use this day as another excuse to play video games and eat cheesey poofs.  Whatever works.  (Source)

In order to celebrate this today, I've selected a few of my more favourite things from the internet to share with you, after the break.

Marketing is so Cool...

Here's the deal folks. There are times when commercials, and advertisements are so up in your face, that they drive you absolutely nuts.  There are times when if you see another advertisement featuring animated budgies flapping under a mans underarms, you think you may actually shoot someone.  The Chud for example, wrote off a certain Sandwich store due to an advertising campaign.

But there's the opposite end of that problem, when sometimes you see something that is so bloody cool, you actually want to go out and buy the product immediately, you want to rush out and spend your hard earned money on no more evidence than a cool advertisement.  Which is why I want to fly on KLM.

Click after the jump for two such advertising campaigns that set my wallet on fire.

Been Slacking of Late

Too much writing, not enough cool shit lately.  I plan on fixing that, today.

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Words Cannot Describe

So I won't try.

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A Glimpse into my twisted subconcious...

In order to find his equal, and Irishman is forced to talk to God, says Stephen the Mad Irish in Braveheart.  Now apparently I apply this statement to my own brain. In order to entertain myself, I must tell the story myself.

So I just woke up. It's pretty early for me, but I had to write this down because a vivid dream like this always seems so vivid until you have a shower and its gone forever.

Enter Dream:
It's a sad farewell, two of my friends who are both scientists, one focusing on bugs the other focusing on human conditions are leaving on an expedition to Antarctica. It seems like the future, but I still worry for them, Antarctica is a bad place to live.  Anyways, brain morphs forward, and they're there, and the whole scenery changes from terrible arctic to something out of southwestern Ontario, snowy, but not insane.  Anyways, the community of scientists have discovered some crater in the snow down there, cause by an asteroid, and have been farming the mushrooms found within this crater.
Fast Forward Brain: Goddamn, we're eating these fucking mushrooms now!  Brewing a tea and calling it moonjuice.  Making gum outta this shit.  Maybe the massive storm cut off supplies, I have no idea, but people are divided, should we eat the mushrooms or just eat canned food and wait for more stuff?  The blizzard is bad out there.

More after the break...