Manity: Possessing and/or exuding the quality of manliness.

 

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Welcome Gentlemen and Ladies, to this episode of the Drunken Poet.  Today I want to address something that has been bothering me for many long years.  The role of the Man.  Not the ridiculous "Man" that Commies like Sand Vagina believe in.  I mean the Man's man. Clint Eastwood meets John Wayne kick ass, take names, and slap the hot waitress on the ass type man.  What happened to us?  We've been so destroyed by society into recognizing our feelings, and falling down over emotions and politeness that we've lost our natural disposition of burley, uncouth, conquering soldiers that live life by Testosterone and Balls alone.  In case you're unsure... testosterone is what makes us men. Look that shit up, science has my back.

Also, I failed to make note of it, I will be starting a new feature on the Blog, at the end of every post I'll be posting a drink of the day/post type thing. My gift to you, my alcohol swilling brethren.  Below the elusive break, you'll find your way into a world of tanks, planes, and flame.  To witness some of the most awesome and awe-inspiring man stories ever, hit the break, and read up.  Opinions and words after all, are for chicks.

The Friday Edition

Well, I didn't feel the need, and/or have the time at work to post anything yesterday.  But never fear, Friday is here and on Fridays, comes a day of slacking, or reading funny websites, and thinking back on the week that has passed.  And planning what sort of idiocy I can get up to on the weekend, which is looking pretty boring at this moment.

To start things off, I'll pass on this amazing group of awesomeness, a group of superheroes just Partying Hard somewhere in Scotland.  Crazy bloody Scots, how I love you.

Thanks to the Geekologie for discovering this, and to find the actual Google Maps Location: Click Here

Now, moving onto the more fun aspect of the world, where I simply sit down and explain a little bit more about my Blog.  This is literally just an exercise in self-indulgence. I write down crap, that most people probably won't read, because I am attempting to catalogue my experiences in life.  I have a few very dear friends, who will appear in this Blog under Code Names, as I don't want to have to give them a share of my future millions. Seriously. I'm a cheap bastard.  You've already been introduced to Sand Vagina and The Chud, and I've mentioned British. They'll appear a lot.  One man who I have failed to mention so far, is Volume Control.  But now I've mentioned him, and there's no particular story to go along with him today, I just didn't want him to feel left out; and I wanted him to discover his blog code-name.

I really don't know where else I was going with this post, so I'll leave it there.  Oh, and with a watermelon Death Star. 

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How deep does the rabbit hole go?

Well, it's time for my first friend inspired post. Now, originally I had planned on discussing something poignant or thought provoking, of the nature I normally have with my friend British, something about wide randing politics ethos, the evolution of society, or just how much better Manchester United is than any other football team in the world, but alas, fates have intervened kindly against the need for you people to listen to that.

Instead, I was inspired to share the first of many interesting and cool things that I find on a daily basis on this giant set of tubes that we call the interwebs. Full credit must be given to none other than Sand Vagina, that stalwart and misguided fellow, for pointing out this little gem found on Setanta Sports' website. It came from a conversation we were having about how four of us should all start a blog about our favourite football teams, and just fight each other all the time about them, perhaps providing merry hijinx and insanity for the masses of non-readers.

This conversation gave him a thought, to remember a show called Special 1 TV, on Setanta Sports. It's a Football parody show, hosted by none other than the Special 1, Jose Mourinho. If you're a Football fan, you'll enjoy these.

Sand Vagina's Favourite Video is Here:

The rest of the videos can be found here: http://www.setanta.com/ioss/